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Sebastian Valmont's Symposium

Film Reviews

NEW!!! Cocaine Bear- March 10th, 2023

Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm- November 25th, 2022

Clerks III- October 22nd, 2022

The Batman- October 12th, 2022

Cinema Classics

These are films I consider to be classics, not biased by lists created by AFI and the like.


The Professional- January 3rd, 2023


Guilty Pleasures

There are many movies that I greatly enjoy watching that I have to defend from unwarranted hate and judgement. 


Escape from L.A.- January 18th, 2023

Lists

A product of my generation, listicles are a favorite of mine. I am planning on writing best of, worst of, most influential, favorite, etc lists. 


Top Ten Favorite Horror Films and Series- November 1st, 2022


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